oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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