The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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