dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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