Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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