Got a toothbrush?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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