He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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