Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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