You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo