FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?