is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.