its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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