Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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