my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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