Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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