Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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