we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
