Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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