margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Less talking, more tequila
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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