Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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