I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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