Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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