he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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