i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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