I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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