is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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