if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
