Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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