Have you finally orgasmed yet?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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