But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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