Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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