Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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