Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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