where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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