dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Randomize