It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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