So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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