your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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