I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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