as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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