and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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