i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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