Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
