he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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