we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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