thus making me awesome and them whores
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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