I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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