words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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