Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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