what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I want a musical about memes.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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