so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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