Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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