I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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