so explain again why im purple
no
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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