No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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