seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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