I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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