You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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