Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She announced her abortion via fbk
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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