she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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